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The clank

I would totally fuck all the robotic characters from fallout 4, but I'm afraid I'll get the " the clank"
by Peptide October 12, 2017
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Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.
"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"
by Moist genitals May 21, 2019
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a clansman

when you have to shower and/or shit for 8:59 minutes
Yo homie ima take a clansman
by ArmorForm October 16, 2020
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clanger

A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.
"Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit.
by Mike MacCana June 24, 2005
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clandestine

(n)1 a never deciphered 8-minute short film mystery heavy in symbolism created by the band AFI released on a rare special edition of the 2003 album "Sing the Sorrow."

(n)2 a constant source of torment for AFI fans

(n)3 the commonly used title for the rare special edition of AFI's album "Sing the Sorrow," but not the actual title of the edition or album.

(adj) misused adjective among AFI fans meaning to be sneaky and cryptic intentionally, not the proper definition of the normal adjective "clandestine."

Note: in reference to AFI, always capitalized even when used mid-sentence of as an adjective. See examples.
(n)1,2 Trying to figure out Clandestine gave me a headache; (n)3 I just got a copy of Clandestine for under a hundred bucks on ebay!; (adj) That's very Clandestine of you.
by 336before337 November 30, 2009
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Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.
Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
by Jnda88 August 16, 2016
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clantot

it's when a boy screams for more, and a girl grabs his ass
kathleens clantots wendy
by gelo April 22, 2003
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