ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

by assfacezip April 13, 2008

bump

v. (1) to play bass-heavy music at a disturbingly high volume; (2) to play bass-heavy music at a pleasantly high volume

(1) "Goshdarnit, Mildred, those young punks shattered our front window again. I hate it when they bump." (2) "I bump wit' mah 15s, fo' shizzle."

by sliggles April 17, 2003

bumping

listening to music.

im just chillen, bumping to rap

by Sindii September 24, 2011

Bumpyloader

When licking up and down someone's but crack without wiping poo

"there was shit stuck in my ass hair , so i got Martha to give me a bumpyloader"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015

bumperballed

When your vaginal area is being attacked by a man's balls durring sex.

"Ow, you just bumperballed me. Ewwwwww"

by CoOl DaDdy PiMp MaStEr April 22, 2006

bump my skull

An old term in the Illinois State Refromatory to define a lie.

It is opposed to "bumping my head" which defined a homosexual act of bumping the head of your penis with the head of another penis.

"Man, don't bump my skull with that shit".

"That punk was bumping my skull when he said that".

by superyouper October 31, 2005

Bumpfuzzle

To shamelessly flirt online in a nauseating, cute fashion.

All they ever do in this forum is bumpfuzzle, it's enough to make you sick.

by S. R. December 24, 2007