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A bump is worth a thousand words. 

When a situationally ethical US President broke his promise to make a rogue country a “pariah” over its grim human rights record, by fist-bumping with its de facto ruler, who green-lighted the murder of a dissident journalist.
The choreography of President Biden's interactions with the Saudi crown prince, which exonerates a grisly murder with the victim being dismembered without the rogue mastermind being made accountable, shows that a bump is worth a thousand words.
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blank bump 

A blank post, with intention of bumping up a thread. Elite fuckers (aka "the cool kids") use it because they believe themselves to be too good for just saying bump, since that's what all the "n00bs" do.

Originated on GaiaOnline, by a girl with the username Hii-kun.
Gaian #1 : Why do those hazy-doppelgangers always make blank bumps?
Gaian #2 : Because they're too cool for you.
Gaian #1 : :(
blank bump by Bri-chan July 26, 2005

Fist Bump Flash 

A normal fist bump, but right after you act as if your fingers are sparkles streaming down.

Usually called so as not to sound girly by saying "Sparkle Fist Bump"
SurferDude1: That was a wicked move, maaaan!

SurferDude2: Iknow riiiigghh?

*fist bump flash*

big bump bear 

A member of the bear family who's footsteps sound almost exactly to that of a trunk with bump in it. The big bump bear is the natural predator to any other bear.
It was reported on June 3, 2003, that two teenagers in Pennsylvania scared away a grizzly bear by turning on their speakers to have bump in their trunk which then resembled the exact sound of a big bump bear which then scared away the grizzly bear.
big bump bear by the maddawg January 5, 2011

Dutch Bump 

A cleaner and more politically correct term for Douche Bag i.e. a person who is arrogant, cocky, flashy and/or an idiot who angers everyone but himself.
Jonny always acts like a dutch bump when he's around Bill.
Dutch Bump by Rat-a-tat-tat January 12, 2011

dick bump 

The act of penal penatration to a fetus's skull.
While I was fucking this bad ass bitch It felt like I was hitting a wall with my dick, but then she said to quit dick bumping her baby.
dick bump by Brad February 4, 2005