someone that has never been your boyfriend/girlfriend but you know deep down they would be perfect for you so you resort to being good friends. Sometimes living in different states influence a pseudo sitch.
by Pseudoboyfriend January 16, 2012
Get the pseudo boyfriend mug.(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
by ihmsf October 25, 2009
Get the speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend mug.Both parties are interested in each other and are "seeing" each other, but are not ready to be FBO. This will include not cheating on one another, nor getting upset if one dances with someone at clubs when the other party is not present. Both parties also will not be clingy.
What is going on with you and John, I didn't see you at the club the other night?
Oh, he is just my part-time boyfriend.
Oh, he is just my part-time boyfriend.
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