A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
Proctologist boot, where you take a hookers stiletto and strap it on your foot and you banger in the ass with it.
Man, that chickguy I met last night had the most baddest stilettos. I had to give her a proctologist boot.
(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours