blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

blonde Fonzie

A blonde woman as cool as Fonzie…

Kelly Harrington is a blonde Fonzie.

by TherealLdubbs July 27, 2023

Blonde

That basic popular bitch who has no personality

That blonde is so basic

by ewthatgurl November 3, 2019

hybrid blonde

A brunette that has the ditsy blonde curse

Did she really just say that ? I SWEAR she's a hybrid blonde .

by B1G JÁY January 6, 2024

infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011

Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.

Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Blonde Peanut

A short blonde female that has her blonde moments.

My good friend is a blonde peanut.

by ModdZxFallen38 February 16, 2017