blind jew

When you cum in the eyes of your partner then shove them in the oven.
Yeah man, she was getting too annoying. I had to blind Jew her
by Boinkdoink August 18, 2017
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Shit or Go Blind

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.
Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
by road decay July 11, 2006
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Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.
At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.
by Munglai January 18, 2004
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angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"
Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.
by cramtoes September 09, 2010
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Blind Rage

When you see pink lights coming lightning fast at you in the void from drinking a Reign, you better start running!
Hamon went into a saw only pink light and went into a blind rage, and killed everyone. After death, all they could see is zooming pink lights closing in on them in the distance
by Wanonymous69 February 04, 2020
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brow blind [idiot]

One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.
Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secretary yesterday morning and is about to be fired but he doesn't even know it. He is so "brow blind idiot"
by sudra21 January 29, 2009
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3 blind mice

3 naked men wearing blindfolds looking for the pussy.
Those 3 blind mice are looking for the pussy.
by SeleKnight March 28, 2018
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