Shit or Go Blind

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.

Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?

by road decay September 5, 2008

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"

Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.

by cramtoes September 9, 2010

Blind Willie McTell

A legendary blind Piedmont blues musician who only played twelve string guitar, considered by some to be the best blues singer and guitarist of all time. Went on to influence generations of musicians.

Guy #1: I'm listening to "Lord ,Send Me An Angel" by Jack White.
Guy #2: Yeah, have fun with that. I'll be listening to the badass original by Blind Willie McTell.

by the large seed July 17, 2016

Third eye blind

When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.

"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "

"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."

by Cantgoback June 26, 2017

three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018

Blind Side Moment

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.

Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.

by MoTown81 January 4, 2012