blind jew

When you cum in the eyes of your partner then shove them in the oven.
Yeah man, she was getting too annoying. I had to blind Jew her
by Boinkdoink August 18, 2017
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Shit or Go Blind

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.
Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
by road decay July 11, 2006
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Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.
At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.
by Munglai January 18, 2004
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angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"
Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.
by cramtoes September 09, 2010
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blind & deaf faith

a religious person mostly Christian who has never read the bible but claims to know every thing about there religion.
Christian- god is good
you- wow that is some blind & deaf faith
Christian- what
you- read the bible and then tell me if you still think god is good
by CORVUS December 23, 2014
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Third eye blind

When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "

"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
by Cantgoback June 23, 2017
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Blind Willie McTell

A legendary blind Piedmont blues musician who only played twelve string guitar, considered by some to be the best blues singer and guitarist of all time. Went on to influence generations of musicians.
Guy #1: I'm listening to "Lord ,Send Me An Angel" by Jack White.
Guy #2: Yeah, have fun with that. I'll be listening to the badass original by Blind Willie McTell.
by the large seed July 17, 2016
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