Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.
"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"
by Sheffield lad March 24, 2015
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bat-shit crazy

Crazy to a degree bordering on complete insanity. The state in which one makes decisions which make the exact opposite of sense.

See also: bat-shit
Why did Erin cheat on you with that greaseball?
- Because she's bat-shit crazy.
by DJ Bitterbarn August 12, 2004
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bat out of hell

Much faster and more reckless than an average bat. Always in a hurry.
by Weezy Bean April 10, 2008
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Mexican baseball bat

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.
Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
by ohemmeffgee January 17, 2007
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bat-shit crazy

One step beyond just plain crazy. It is usually a temporary thing...sparked by something unexpected, or just really awful.
As soon as he saw me humping his mom, he went bat-shit crazy.
by ithaqua April 13, 2003
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coon bat

Grand Theft Auto charater. Black man with a wife beater on and boxers with a green scarf over his face.
Hey man do you want to play coon bat?
by coon bat August 16, 2006
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Ding dong bat

BASIC meaning:

A weird thing, person or situation, a person considered stupid or foolish.
A set of fonts showing pictures instad of letters.
You are a ding dong bat.
Basically the same as Dingbat, but very subtle way of saying it... In northeast (Origin: Albany), people would just say Ding dong... Example: "Dude, dont be a ding dong bat", "ha ha.. you ding dong !"... sometimes we mix and say "you ding dong fuck, or you ding dong rat" just to make it more comical.
by Sticky Nicki May 13, 2009
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