yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.
Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.
by nicecaulk October 11, 2020
Get the Andrew Augustmug. August 10 is the day where guys that are dumb in relationships are born.
They don't know how to treat a girl and take everything to heart hurting loved ones and making them feel guilty
They don't know how to treat a girl and take everything to heart hurting loved ones and making them feel guilty
by h0pem_35 February 21, 2022
Get the August 10mug. by Supreme69sexy August 23, 2022
Get the August 23rdmug. by Just'Griffen August 4, 2022
Get the August 5thmug. Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt
Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt
Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th
by Anonymous6926 November 22, 2021
Get the August 17mug. August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.
Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!
Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!
Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*
by Tiktok: vibes._.char August 18, 2022
Get the August 19mug. by a_gay_priest_who_has_a_stand September 4, 2020
Get the august 2020mug.