asshole andy

The guy next to you.

Asshole Andy on the bed

by Chodemaster. July 25, 2017

asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.

"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."

by Iguanadude June 22, 2018

Aesthetic asshole

When you are an asshole but yet you have a really good aesthetic. Because of this people have a bittersweet feeling towards you

They are an aesthetic asshole, I hate them but I really like their aesthetic.

by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018

inner asshole

Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".

I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.

by Isotrope May 10, 2021

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007

Asshole Deep

A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard

Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."

by Flareside92 November 15, 2010

asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.

Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.

by JustaBitch March 4, 2009