Y.A.S.A.P 

If you want to tell a friend to watch a video or listen to a song via 'youtube', then instead of asking them to do it A.S.A.P or go-and-watch-that-video-now, you simply say Y.A.S.A.P (youtube that A.S.A.P).

John: Have you heard that Kendrick Lamar song 'Ignorance is bliss'?

Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet

John: Y.A.S.A.P

Y.A.S.A.P by kats_legend August 5, 2011

such as 

A phrase used to end a sentence in which the speaker knows nothing of his or her topic.

I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
and the Iraq, everywhere like such as.

such as by calimocho September 22, 2007

sav as hell 

When someone or something is so uncontrollably savage or quote/un-quote "sav", that it can only be described fairly as being "sav as hell". More often than not used by those that consider themselves "sav" enough to bestow upon others the honor of being "sav as hell".

Eric P., the original "sav as hell", we thank you...

sav as hell by Sir Vincenzo January 8, 2009

Safe as fuck 

Perverted from the British slang safe, which meant everything from cool to "hello", depending upon context, "safe as fuck" is used to refer to being high, low, or stoned in any context, whether intentionally or not. There is an aspect of the term that is connected to just how out-of-touch the person using the term is; generally, if someone is high enough to use the term, they are only safe in their own minds and should not drive, operate machinery, etc.

Person 1: "Mate, are you fuckin' high?"
Person 2: "Safe as fuck, man, safe as FUCK."

Safe as fuck by BaddestMFintheValley March 21, 2011

Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

Dick as far as the eye can see by peteypablo204 January 7, 2010

Sharp as Marbles 

A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...

What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...

Sharp as Marbles by TreDubDizzle August 3, 2009

safe as pigeon 

Safe as pigeons is term used to set a persons mind at rest, while the situation remains sketchy as fuck

It'll be alright, it's safe as pigeons!

safe as pigeon by Broken spur May 12, 2016