August 17

Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day

If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck

Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir

by ThEgRotTaEyShReDeDcHeEsEkOaLa November 15, 2019

Augusta

A shit hole town in Georgia full of rednecks, racists, and assorted white trash. They host a little golf tournament in the Spring. That's the only thing the place has going for it. Full of crappy chain restaurants and the fat people that eat at them. One of the most corrupt cities anywhere. Just a very trashy and polluted city. The arm pit of The South.

I spent a month in Augusta and the only thing there was to do was go to Wal-mart and make fun of all the fat rednecks.

by FarmFresh July 17, 2009

Angus Young

One of the best guitarists out there.
He is the lead guitarist for AC/DC, and is known for his amazing stage antics and his blues style of guitar. He was wrongly ranked 96 on the Rolling Stone Top 100 Guitarist List, when he should have been ranked at least #50.
Definition #13 can shove his crappy guitar skills up his ass!

"Wow, Angus Young is a freaking God!"
"Yeah, I love jacking off to his guitar solos!"
"Alright man, that's just weird..."
"I know, but who doesn't?"
"True."

by the crazy monkey January 25, 2009

August

The month when Halloween starts.

"Is it August?"

"Yep"

"Great. Time to decorate for Halloween. Let's get spoopy!"

*This Is Halloween starts playing*

by The Slasher (TM) August 26, 2019

Agustin

Says youngblood a lot also created the famous saying “just see the world and die is lie”. He doesn’t use his head and is very naive. He is a proud mexican. He has amazing friends. Wants to be part of a gang.

Her:” Agustin wassup”
Agustin: “just see the world and die is life”

Her : “yeaaa fr”

by Do you have any grapes? April 23, 2020

August 9

August 9th is the menendez brothers day. If you don't already know, the menendez brothers killed their parents because of emotional and sexual abuse. They also killed their parents because the parents that day said that they were gonna kill them before Eric and Lyle actually killed them, so it's self defense. They got sexually abused from 6-18, and they feared their parents. They didn't kill for money, they only spent it because that was how the way they coped. They got sentenced for life, back in 1996. Now it's been 31 years, and they need a re trial. And if you say they are lying, they were not. They had evidence that their dad took photos of them naked. He also had gay porn magazines, and new evidence that he wrote a letter to his cousin that his parents were STILL molesting him. Kitty Menendez knew that this was happening and she still allowed the sexual abuse, but she didn't do anything about it because she was scared of her husband. Jose Menendez is the father that sexually molested both kids, Lyle Menendez and Eric Menendez. Eric and lyle were so terrified of the parents that they both bought a 12 gauge shotgun at the store and shot their parents. They need justice, and they are victims of the parents, Joe Menendez and Kitty Menendez. Eric is 50 right now and Lyle is 53, USE ALL OF YOUR PLATFORMS IDC TIK TOK OR INSTA BUT PLEASE HELP THESE KIDS, THE JUSTICE SYSTEM FAILED THEM. LET'S FREE THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS AS OF TODAY !!! THEY AREN'T MURDERERS THEY ARE VICTIMS💙

Someone: "Hey, do you know what day it is?"
You: It's August 9th

Someone: "OH MY GOSH IT'S THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS DAY"
You: 😁
(i tried to make it a sentence ok😂)

by abigail💙 May 22, 2021

August 29th

August 29th

August 29th is the national kill your husband day.
Because women don't need a man.

by anonymous October 15, 2020