A stupid ass hoe who is EXTREMELY ugly and dumb and has terrible grades! It would be a miracle if Zoe had a boyfriend. Zoes usually die alone and thats good because nobody likes a Zoe. Zoes are always ugly sluts and attention whores. In conclusion, Zoes deserve nothing but pain and misery
by ieatmoldyrockswithpee June 7, 2020
Get the Zoemug. by adi✨ September 16, 2020
Get the Zoe lavernemug. Zoe is super kind and overly energetic! She isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She might now have many friends but the ones who stay with her are the best! She is sweet and sassy. She doesn't believe she is beautiful or skinny. Zoe will stay by you until the end. She loves to keep random things that would seem like junk but she sees them as treasure.
by Hanna_banana1029 November 9, 2020
Get the Zoemug. 
Get the Zoemug. 1. (Noun): someone who may see many people as attractive, but only wants to be with one person. They do not cheat, lie or steal, even though most people they know do those things. But the zoe-seccsual is not a follower, they would rather be the change they wish to see in the world.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.
The world knew Ricky was a zoe-seccsual the moment he found a wallet in a parking lot, put the identification on the outside of it with a rubber band, took the money for his service and placed the wallet and all contents other than $10 in the public mail bin to be returned to the owner.
by Batterybob February 9, 2024
Get the Zoe-seccsualmug. Zoe; a beautiful greek goddess as some refer Zoe to, as her name means life. She is helpful, often at the top of her peers and caring although many Zoe’s stress and worry, mostly about others. All Zoe’s are history fanatics, fan of royal history etc. If you know a Zoe, make sure you show all appreciation to her as she will be the dearest, most humour infested person you could ever meet
by Diditheworst December 29, 2018
Get the Zoemug. A girl who plays softball, typically a brunette with green eyes, and very pretty. Is always happy and caring. She will always be there for you. She is the nicest person you will ever meet. She is very funny and clumsy. She is the best person you will meet .I love you so much Zoe! <33
From your bestie,
Esmeralda M xx
From your bestie,
Esmeralda M xx
by Esmeralda M February 3, 2022
Get the Zoemug.