this is a new sport when someone challenges you foolishly thinking they better than you. then you get a job at their job but a better job, you move next door to them and where ever else they move to, you get your wife better stuff than he get his wife, you have better looking children, you have a better looking wife, you get your children better stuff than their children, and his wife and children always jealous and he won't ever admit this to his wife or that you are better, he keeps trying to compete all their life. your wives end up being best friends, and children too but you don't ever let your children date them. you keep this up forever just because he made that notion in any field he's better than you. and you don't ever lose, you don't ever stop working harder to be way better more and more. why is this a guy sport because husband take care of their wives and children. thats why. and you do everything he do better, be better at work, be better at his video games, be better at rapping and dancing, whatever he do and make sure you do stuff he can't ever do. invite them over to dinner and, breakfast and lunch at different variables to show you a way better cook, and get better take out food too. every part of your life, better car. more cars. better video game console and video games too. more stuff on those video games. the works. the whole nine yards, the whole shabang. all that and a bag of chips.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022
Get the True Sportmug. Nice sport (n.): A person who publicly laughs along with satire or mockery directed at them in order to appear unfazed, but without acknowledging or addressing the criticism behind it. A kind of performative good sportmanship that shields from accountability.
The term is a play on the term "good sport" and "nice guy". The main crux being the difference between "good" and "nice", where "niceness" can refer to surface-level agreeableness rather than genuine kindness or self-awareness. It can be transactional, performatice, potentially even ignorant or indifferent.
The "nice" part can also be interpreted as a reference to South Park, specifically a quote many people unfortunately make unironically (whether or not they realize that the scene they are quoting is actually mocking their behaviour).
The term is a play on the term "good sport" and "nice guy". The main crux being the difference between "good" and "nice", where "niceness" can refer to surface-level agreeableness rather than genuine kindness or self-awareness. It can be transactional, performatice, potentially even ignorant or indifferent.
The "nice" part can also be interpreted as a reference to South Park, specifically a quote many people unfortunately make unironically (whether or not they realize that the scene they are quoting is actually mocking their behaviour).
A: Have you seen how Bill McIonaire is responding to the comedians bashing him? He's embracing the satire and being a good sport about it.
B: No, he's just co-opting the jokes to deflect criticism and gain the audience's approval. He's being a "nice sport" about it.
B: No, he's just co-opting the jokes to deflect criticism and gain the audience's approval. He's being a "nice sport" about it.
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname September 4, 2025
Get the nice sportmug. by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022
Get the Sports Guymug. 1. A retail store that specializes in selling sporting goods such as Golf Clubs, Basketball Goals, Kayaks, Tents, Sneakers and practically anything that relates to sports.
2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.
2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.
1. “Babe I need new golf clubs Iam gonna head to Dick’s Sporting Goods!”
2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”
2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”
by Sasuke!!!!!!! June 12, 2021
Get the Dick’s Sporting Goodsmug. Hym "You only care about people getting hurt in sports when it's girls. Lose bitch. Lose. You're worse. Worse than a tranny. Lose arbitrarily."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2024
Get the Sportsmug. The misspelling of the word support that has evolved into a term to have sexual connotations similar to foreplay.
First was used when someone "Sports their wife"
First was used when someone "Sports their wife"
"I would be a good candidate for the video shoot because I always sport my wife the best I can."
"Yo bro... I was hanging with Kelsey last night and we started to sport eachother. I thought for sure we would go all the way"
"I love when my girlfriend wants to sport in the car."
"Yo bro... I was hanging with Kelsey last night and we started to sport eachother. I thought for sure we would go all the way"
"I love when my girlfriend wants to sport in the car."
by E-wreckShuan July 24, 2025
Get the Sportmug. Over zealous fan(s) of a sports team who dress in costume(wigs, body paint, etc...) and appear in public,or at the sports event to show support for their favored team.
I really wanted to hang out with Biff after the game, but he was dressed in all that sports drag! I was totally embarrassed!
by Kiki Kaschube June 23, 2007
Get the sports dragmug.