not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

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Fap Gap

A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.

“How long has your fap gap been going on?”

“Oh about two years now...”

by Ilovemybookshelves September 20, 2019

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Fapping a fatty

The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping

Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty

by Jerry73 December 18, 2017

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Power fapping is defined :You have to jerk off in under 35 seconds. It brightens your spirit. You can power fap in every situation.

#Fapping #powerfap #pf #pffamily #pf2017 #power #newwayoflife #SebastianKohl

by Power Fapper 3000 September 16, 2017

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beauty fap

When you are feeling ugly and you fap to make yourself feel better.

Im single and ugly, I think I'm gonna go have a nice beauty fap.

Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.

by GreenTeaBoba September 19, 2017

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alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com

-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me

by thisissethc September 30, 2017

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