Monster Calves

Huge ass basketball calves the size of a watermelon.

" Caden has monster calves. They're the size of my face!!"

by eeeeaaaaoooooooonumnumnum October 12, 2021

the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

by anonymous June 10, 2017

schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018