Jonathan

Thor’s Hammer according to Paul Rudd

Jonathan can only be held by those deemed worthy

by Mrs.Nesbit November 23, 2021

jonathan mayonnaise

The sexiest man know to man kind

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*

by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023

Jonathan

A great guy who loves to help out. Very Handsome and funny, can make you laugh whenever you're down. Very protective of the people he cares for. He respects and appreciates everybody and is very accepting of everybody. Can be sarcastic sometimes, but you know he's just joking. He has great style and a great attitude no matter what!! He's an awesome leader and an awesome peer! Everybody needs a Jonathan in his life.

Person 1: Look at that guy! He has great style!
Person 2: Oh yes! That Jonathan aka Jonny! He's a great guy.

by pypopuu September 13, 2022

Jonathan

A smart person, that wants to ddos your site, because he is Decrypted and black

Jonathan

by Ambe djek December 6, 2016

Jonathan Miller

That one bro who fire balled your mom!

Jonathan Miller burned that Bitch-ass

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023

Jonathan

HE IS A BLACK NIGGER THAT HAS A HOT MOM AND HE HAS A GYAT

Have u seen jonathan yeah his mom has a gyat

by TTVSTOKE November 19, 2023

Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.

Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.

by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022