Bass Cancer

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.

I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.

by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020

Funny Cancer

Funny Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs - but funny

My aunt died of Funny Cancer - A really funny person

by Yezi Ou May 23, 2024

Cancer

Cancer's are very amazing people and are very sweet. They are some of the best in bed and best kissers. Cancer's also need their own space to breathe and think.

I am a Cancer and I love being a Cancer.

by Tay19 October 16, 2020

mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Cancer

A super non-socialable person that tries to live with the community, but fails at doing that.

Matthew is the Ultimate Cancer in this class.

by CancerandAutism April 18, 2017

Cancer

When something is really irritating and you're too cool to use the word irritating

Dude, that little kid that was crying on the line was fucking cancer.

by Imblackinside July 6, 2017

Cancer

A fuckin' cool death/thrash metal band.

Cancer, Tasteless Incest:

"Old man, sick in the head/
Daughter's children on his bed/
Twisted ways, rules his life/
Forging deceit, bred to lie. . .

From the decades, he has lived/
He's never stopped, where it begins/
Rapes his family, when they/
Are young, hoping they would/
Carry on. . .

by Deathrasher December 8, 2017