When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.
“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”
by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019
Get the The Speed Zonemug. The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.
Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive
by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019
Get the Friend zonemug. When you become so intoxicated that you don't know remember what you are doing and your words stop working properly.
I got so trashed last night I tried to order a trunalimunumapzure last night but the bartender cut me off cause I was in the biden zone.
by Dr Inferno May 17, 2021
Get the Biden Zonemug. by DarthKirby September 30, 2019
Get the Strike Zonemug. When your feelings for someone are purely sexual nothing less and nothing more you two purely enjoy the sex out of each other but can't relate outside the bedroom so you two are compatible inside the bedroom but outside the bedroom you 2 are incompatible.
With this hoe I am definitely in the eros zone we have the most phenomenal through the roof awesome sex which I love to moon and back but we argue about the dumbest stuff like what clothes should I wear during quarantine or what video games are the coolest or literally anything.
by garrytovosia August 26, 2022
Get the eros zonemug. by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the Habitable Zonemug. When you’re friends but openly admit to liking each other and are also very sexually involved but not in a romantic relationship.
Naive True Love Believer: So are you guys dating?
Realistic 21st century Gen Z girl: No we're in the JP Zone
Realistic 21st century Gen Z girl: No we're in the JP Zone
by Dumbasswho August 6, 2020
Get the The JP Zonemug.