waffle cake

a load of bullshit that someone may tell you about themselves or other people.

Friend:yo what did you do today?
Moe:yeh you wont believe what happend i got into this fat beef and then i found this gat next to me so i shot one of the guys.
Friend:Allow you and you waffle cake.

by gedi January 5, 2007

waffle stomp

The act of pressing one's fecies through a slotted shower drain cover after douching one's anus in the shower in preparation for engaging in anal sex.

"Damn, man, you gotta get a removable shower drain cover. I just spent fifteen minutes waffle stomping my shit down the drain!"

by RobBobberts July 11, 2022

waffle boy

slang;indecisive -
it means John Kerry

"I am for it and against it" - John Kerry

by Don't look at it !!!!!!!!!! August 20, 2004

Orange Waffle

A blue waffle with a little too much spray-on tan

That orange waffle smelled like tuna, sauerkraut, skunk, and dead rabbit

blue waffle spray-on tan

by Brandon Watson September 6, 2010

Wafflecopter

A helicopter with a waffle in it.

The wafflecopter, by its other name, Waffles on a Helicopter, is a lesser known prequel to the movie Snakes On A Plane.

by Phildor July 24, 2006

Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.

"Muff diver meets Blue Waffle"

by KaddyMac July 13, 2010

Wufflepuff

An imitation of awesomeness.

Ken: Sarah, wasn't that cookie awesome?
Sarah: No Ken, it was just a wufflepuff, nothing like a limited edition Oero.

by Rockstar Princess November 2, 2008