Schrödinger's Woke

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 12, 2024
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Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.
Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.
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Wokeing

Faris is Wokeing a little too much today
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Woke Slaps

Friend: Who is “woke slaps

Me:Dat nigga
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WOKE SLAPS

Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps
Me: Dat nigga
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E-woke

Finding all of your political awareness online
Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.
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Shook-Woke

Bakugou’s permanent state; basically permanently shook. And woke. So...shook-woke.
“Did you hear what Bakugou said?” Momo asked wide-eyed.

“No; but I’m guessing it was something offensive because he’s always shook-woke,” Deku responds dejectedly.
by Bakubitch August 24, 2019
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