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Windows Vista

The crappy name for the new windows coming in '06. Replaced the far better codename of longhorn. It will be 64-bit capatable along with more microsoft shit that will only be made obsolete by linux in less than a year.

Quite possibly it will mean about 1200 different things in different languages and forever dubbed as Windows Raping Chili Fries. Microsoft should've learned from all the car companies and named it Windows ZT 2450.
Did you get Windows Vista?

What? I only have mastercard, sorry.
by me > you September 16, 2005
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Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.
Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.
by IkeM September 27, 2003
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window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.
Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?
by pb phoot September 13, 2009
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windowkill

Something injured or killed by smacking face flat onto a big glass pane, usually a window.
I didn't turn off the lights in my room, and now the window is covered in windowkill.
by reikaze October 18, 2010
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window lurker

a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.

A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.

when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.

window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.

window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
I think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, I'm going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.

As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.

I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.

Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.
by VATpackman June 7, 2011
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Windows XP

A simple yet complex OS, Microsoft has released on October 25, in year 2001. This OS seems to be a highly bloated system based off of the Windows 2000 Professional counterpart. One thing about the biggest difference is IT'S FISHER PRICE THEME .Once setup with proper drivers for display and Video card Non

Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!
Dude 1. I got Windows XP
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!
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Window Kissing

Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.
When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
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