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Smiling Willy

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!
by oh deary me May 11, 2015
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Philly Willy

The phrase 'Philly Willy' is the term used to describe cool people!
by holasoydora1 June 16, 2020
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chilli willy

A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.

When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.

You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.

Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.
Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.

Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023
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willy wopper

Willy whopper is my dick with a purple condom on it
Wow fam you have a Willy wopper
by Spicey man June 2, 2017
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ben willis

A fat person,Usually red head.Loves to joke around and troll people.Has an annoying laugh,and has a hard time getting girls.Athletic but at the same time can't seem to get skinny,Builds muscle under the fat making it look fatter or bulky.
Ben Willis looks like an over grown tomato but is a very good football player.
by That white kid October 4, 2016
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wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.
by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018
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Bruce Willis

Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.
by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015
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