wet foreskin

a foreskin that is moist

wow you have a wet foreskin.

by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018

Wet Wally

A wet Willy but up the nose

I gave my friend a wet willy at the same time I gave him a wet Wally l

by Theseboya June 25, 2018

Wet Note

A sung note, guaranteed to make your panties wet. Usually with a very deep voice.

You've heard of the "brown note," right? 1:25 is the lesser known but much more pleasent "wet note." - Jessie Nebulous. Comment on 'Repo! The Genetic Opera- 21st Century Cure

by Onveena October 3, 2018

Wet wip

When your brother hears a lot of moist noises from the bathroom and assumes your masterbating. Only for it to be you rapidly head banging to the halo 3 odst soundtrack

Hey my brother got mad at me for jacking off so I had to explain to him what a wet wip was

by Cheeseant May 30, 2018

wet isaac

A wet Isaac is the act of taking a boiled egg shoving it down your friends throat so far it goes out their anus then taking said egg and feeding it to your hated parental figure of choice

Be careful mom if you keep treating me like this I’ll wet Isaac you!

by Bubble_bee_outside April 27, 2022

Wet Timmy

The act of putting your tongue in someone’s ear, instead of using your finger like a wet willie.

I was surprised when he snuck up behind me and gave me a wet Timmy.

by Jewelstanator November 25, 2022

Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.

Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.

by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021