Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 28, 2023
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 28, 2023
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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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Pop Goes the Weasel

When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.
My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.
by dhfatty June 18, 2024
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Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.
by Selsie December 15, 2021
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Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
by DonDsnger December 10, 2016
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Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
by DonDsnger December 10, 2016
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