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Weasel

A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.
"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"
by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Weasel farmer

What is that damn weasel farmer into now?
by an_roc June 2, 2020
mugGet the Weasel farmermug.

Weasel Tash

Childlike, pre-teen hair growth. Grows in a very patchy manner not unlike a weasel or other small rodent like animal whiskers.....

A male adult who is unable to grow facial hair resembling stubble or a beard...they will often shave every day to avoid sightings of their patchy and island like hair growths.

Often seen in adults who are starting to see hair loss around the 'wing-back' area.
A very poor hair growth, slight facial hair, not fully covering the face.
Resembling whiskers of a Weasel

Did you see that guy at the bar? I felt sorry for him - he had fading wingbacks and a proper weasel tash!
by Dr O2 December 15, 2011
mugGet the Weasel Tashmug.

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.
Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
mugGet the Cheese Weaselmug.

Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."
by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023
mugGet the Shight Weaselmug.

dancing with the weasel

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight
by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012
mugGet the dancing with the weaselmug.

weasel de la libre

Someone that is In prison playing gay but we’re actually gay before prison
You a free world weasel , foo! Weasel de la libre !
by Deeznuttz214 February 13, 2024
mugGet the weasel de la libremug.

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