Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.

I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.

by kinigit May 11, 2017

work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces

Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.

by trillmatik February 2, 2014

working on the keys

When a girl sticks her hand down a guys pants and starts to give him a hand job as they sit side by side with her dominant hand. May look like she's shuffling around in his pocket for keys but requires hand on penis contact. Usually, the guy is not expecting it. May be done at dinner table, meetings and other events where people are present.

If she can finish before the meeting, dinner or program she is considered a Key Master.

Guy 1: Sitting at the meeting, she started working on the keys with everyone right there!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I fucking let her finish- that's what I did.

by DreamBiggest October 16, 2017

Kevin work

Kevin Work is any kind of work that you yourself don't want to do or is annoying.

changing reservations, making sale tags, packets, sandwiches, office max runs. " Can you change those reservations for me?" "NO, that's Kevin Work"

by muthafuckerJohnson February 24, 2015

Home Work

A complete wast of time, hours of school having to do lots of work just to come home and do more work for more hours... home work the most annoying thing a teacher can give you right next to a pop quiz...

Teacher- You will have to read pages 120 to 130 and answer 15 questions for home work in your textbook
Student- But you just gave us a lot of classwork and notes to copy, why do we have to get home work
Teacher- To help you, make sure you know it
Student- Fml

by XxXTeNtAcIOnShilohx June 8, 2018

Day Work

The act of doing installation/pleasure work while being sober during daylight hours.

Jeremy, did you put in Day Work on that girl again?

by SweetMeat August 26, 2013

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.

"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

by the most sly of johns February 4, 2009