Jonathan: What’s wrong August?
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
by Agge9814 August 9, 2019
by Charlie The Moth Man May 25, 2023
by Alavello February 28, 2014
Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone
by Izmo March 16, 2008
"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022