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undercover asshole

someone who initially wins you over but behind closed doors they're completely different
Joel is an undercover asshole. He just moved in with Jessica so that he could get under HER covers anytime he wants.
by roadrice May 21, 2007
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Underwearassment

Imagine yourself comfortably walking around your house in your underwear when suddenly someone starts pounding on your front door. Underwearassment is the term used to describe the irrational panic you feel as you frantically search for a pair of pants and yell through the door that you will be there in just a second. More often than not you will never find a pair of pants and settle for a blanket or a towel.
Jane felt a frightening sense of underwearassment as she wrapped a towel around her waist and opened the door for Dan.
by Katy Lou July 1, 2007
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Underbooby

The underside and lower front half of a woman's breast(s) leading to, but not passing, the areola and/or nipple.
Those crazy-girl-video commercials show lots of underbooby.
by richippr September 29, 2008
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Undernut

Similar to side boob. This refers to the trace of scrotum visible between a nude male's legs when viewed from behind.
"Have you seen "The Room"? It's got some major Tommy Wiseau undernut!"
by movie_dork May 23, 2009
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underseat treasure

uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun

Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.

Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".
College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”

College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”

College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”

College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”
by Vonthako November 2, 2009
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Under-bun Syndrome

The phenomenon where the bottom bun of a burger mysteriously disappears faster than the top bun. The eater's thumbs are precariously placed on a postage-stamp sized "under-bun", while the top bun is still the same size as the burger.
Your thumbs are covered with ketchup because you've got a bad case of under-bun syndrome.
by ivegothookworms July 4, 2010
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Undergroundoholic

military wife, girlfriend, fiance who spends almost all of their free time in a chatroom usually assocatitaed with the base/post thier military member is stationed on
Sgt: Hey PFC why are you so bummed today.

PFC: My wive has become an undergroundoholic, she'd rather be on that stupid underground chatroom site than doin' stuff with me

i.e Sue spends all her time on pendleton underground therefore she is a pendleton undergroundoholic
by Harleygurl October 12, 2010
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