Taco Taco Tuesday

Taco Taco Tuesday is a grassroots movement to encourage everyone to explore the joys of cunnilingus. Find a taco. Eat some ... taco. Enjoy life!

I'm so excited to Taco Taco Tuesday! It was Steak and Blowjob last month. Now it's my turn. Taco Taco for life!

by TacoTacoTuesdayMovement March 15, 2024

Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022

Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

Tijuana Tuesday

The art or act performed in a donkey show, the act of blowing or sucking on a donkey penis.

I went to mexico for a tijuana tuesday.

by xAfroxLoki July 21, 2022

Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.

Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.

by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022

Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit

john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?

by ptrlol July 27, 2022

Dirty Tuesday

Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.

Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???

iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!

by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022