All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:
He creeps on young women.
He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)
He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.
He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.
His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!
He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.
Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.
Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).
Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.
Keeps losing go-pros.
One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.
Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
He creeps on young women.
He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)
He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.
He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.
His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!
He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.
Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.
Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).
Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.
Keeps losing go-pros.
One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.
Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
by PrinnyWooWho June 14, 2021
by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017
Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United
In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.
He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.
He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
That is all
That is all
by RedHotFoo September 26, 2006
The lead vocalist and lead guitarist of the Austuralian band The Living End.
The following songs/albums are written by Chris Cheney:
1. The Living End (1999): Ever song in the album except the song "I Want A Day". That song is written by Scott Owen.
2. Roll on (2000): All songs are written by Chris Cheney.
3. Modern ARTilerry (2003): One Said To The Other, Who's Gonna Save Us, End Of The World, Jimmy, Tabloid Magazine, In The End, Maitland Street, Putting You Down, So What?, Rising Up From The Ashes, Hold Up, The Room...
4. State Of Emergency (2005) {Yeah, but Virgin MegaStore still tells me that, they don't have the CD because it is new.}: All songs.
Chris Cheney:
Birthday: January 2nd (Capricorn)
From: Melbourne, Austuralia.
First Picked Up Guitar: 6 years
Previous Employment: Child Care Worker, store man at a supermarket.
Can also play: Bass, drums a little bit banjo.
ETC.!
Please see www.thelivingend.com for more information.
The following songs/albums are written by Chris Cheney:
1. The Living End (1999): Ever song in the album except the song "I Want A Day". That song is written by Scott Owen.
2. Roll on (2000): All songs are written by Chris Cheney.
3. Modern ARTilerry (2003): One Said To The Other, Who's Gonna Save Us, End Of The World, Jimmy, Tabloid Magazine, In The End, Maitland Street, Putting You Down, So What?, Rising Up From The Ashes, Hold Up, The Room...
4. State Of Emergency (2005) {Yeah, but Virgin MegaStore still tells me that, they don't have the CD because it is new.}: All songs.
Chris Cheney:
Birthday: January 2nd (Capricorn)
From: Melbourne, Austuralia.
First Picked Up Guitar: 6 years
Previous Employment: Child Care Worker, store man at a supermarket.
Can also play: Bass, drums a little bit banjo.
ETC.!
Please see www.thelivingend.com for more information.
by Chocolate Milk Is Good. War's Not. October 15, 2006
A horrible person who punches you in the testicles for no reason at all and is therefore a huge wanker.
by some one you don't know September 08, 2010
Incredible point guard of the New Orleans Hornets. He is hands down the best point guard in the league, because the Hornets would be NOTHING without CP3. A multi-dimensional threat who can not only become a prolific scorer himself, but turn his teammates into dangerous scorers as well, and for a point guard he is a surprising force on defense. Always an MVP candidate. Talent like this is not seen very often.
by Hornets NBA champions January 19, 2009
A very popular and hilarious internet show written, directed and performed by Chris Leavins, occasionally with lines by his co-host (title under revision) Colty the Plastic Horse. New shows are posted weekly and include dissing, PWNing, and polls on who is the cutest. Cute With Chris has the power to change lives and kill dreams.
Popular phrases include "all your dreams are dead" and "suck it, Tonya." For many fans, words cannot describe. For an accurate portrayal, WATCH THE FREAKIN' SHOW YOU LAZY.
Popular phrases include "all your dreams are dead" and "suck it, Tonya." For many fans, words cannot describe. For an accurate portrayal, WATCH THE FREAKIN' SHOW YOU LAZY.
by Cat Anne June 11, 2008