flu du

shortened from the word flunkle dunk meaning someone who is retarded

shall we go get john, nar hes a flu du forget it

by ADoubleM February 22, 2010

FLU

acronym ; Fucking Love U

Dave: I bought beers and pizza
Ben: FLU man.

by Jambake May 4, 2018

Suggondese Flu

The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.

Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!

by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022

Fentanyl Flu

Flu from smoking Fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.

She has fentanyl flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025

Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.

I hope it’s not Nico flu

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021

Dooty flu

When flu is contracted by eating ass

I got the dooty flu from eating her butt!

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Half-flu

cold symptoms minus the snot

Carl is working from home today as he has half-flu

by efsquared May 7, 2019