Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

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Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days

Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off

by Seshflu September 3, 2021

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Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.

I hope it’s not Nico flu

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021

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Girl flu

Completely reasonable cold that does not go away because you keep having fun

I’m so tired! I’ve been having a girl flu for two weeks now.

by SaraOscarDictionary November 22, 2024

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India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.

John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.

by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024

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Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

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