Ding

Another word for dick

Girl 1"Wow that guy is hot."
Girl 2" He really is! I haven't had any ding in a while, maybe he'll give me some! LOL!"

by Ghost Pepper 30 October 21, 2017

ding dangger

the pinnacle of an amazing experience that needs to be expressed. like hitting a nitrous balloon, when your brain is hitting a freighter (metaphorically), and you suddenly have a mindful of blinky toys.

Guy 1:"How was that whip-it bra, fuckin titties or what?"

Guy 2:"It was a fuckin ding dangger, B"

by Dayrock January 1, 2011

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021

ding

short version for dingus

P#1: When I'm drunk I hold onto the grass to prevent from falling off the earth.

P#2: You Fucking Ding!

by thebryanv September 5, 2017

Sing-a-song-ding-dong

rando things my mother sings

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue

by flodung April 9, 2023

king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019

Chen ding dong

1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad

Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"

The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"

by Bearishy April 15, 2022