by Ma G cat July 11, 2022
Get the Minge tassels mug.a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."
"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 6, 2024
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Get the minge lock mug.Someone who is very cheeky and always avoiding their responsibilities. They are annoying and irritating in a shy and cute way.
by Kobear69 January 27, 2024
Get the Minge mug.A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023
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Get the Minge mug.The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required
Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj
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