spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.

Last night I gave Erin Spartan goggles.

by Big Biffer May 28, 2021

arabian goggle eyes

When you squat over someone's face and place a scrotum on each eyeball

Mac gave Ross an Arabian goggle eyes when he was sleeping

by Mac&Ross November 3, 2015

gear goggles

To be in love with everyone around you as a result of taking 'gear'.

I was chatting to that minging guy for ages longer than I should have done cuz I'd got my gear goggles on

by fluffed-up November 21, 2014

Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.

She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.

by nyf’e January 1, 2022

Goggles

Goddamnit!

Hym "He was wearing goggles and everything guys! Dammit! These are the times I regret not being a YouTube sissy. Goddamnit..."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.

“Your being such a captain goggles right now”

by SCARFACE September 25, 2018

Bomber goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on the bridge of another person's nose so that a testicle drupes over each eye to emulate goggles, especially those worn by world War two bomber pilots.

My dad gave me a set of bomber goggles last night and it made breakfast pretty awkward.

by Ishmael the orphan February 12, 2022