American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021

Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)

"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022

Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom

Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?

by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023

Year of diets

Where you do a different diet every month for a whole year

Oi do the year of diets with Hayden blackie

by Hayden blackie December 5, 2019

Diet Coke

Term for someone that identifies as LGBTQ+, but is fake as fuck.

Comes off the urban term being called "Sweet" for someone that is gay or identifies in the LGBTQ+ community and comes from the fact that sweetener in Diet Coke is fake sugar.

Don't pretend to care about me and like me you diet coke.

Omg I can't stand Jeff, he is such a fake queen, he's a fucking diet coke.

Gender nonconforming example: Alex acts like they understand racial disparities but they really just trying to show face. They're a diet coke.

by Tata94$$ April 19, 2021