by DIETDIETDEIT July 09, 2022
The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.
The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).
by QuacksO August 13, 2018
A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.
Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
by johnpercivalhackworth December 09, 2022
Music that is purposely listened to at low volume with headphones, usually to enhance outside hearing.
by StrataStar May 24, 2021
I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?
by Diet Sober January 05, 2023
avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!
the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!
janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!
janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 09, 2023
when you tell to everybody you're on a diet, but when you come home you eat everything you want and as much as you want
-She is well-done! She doesn't eat junk food, candies and meat
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her
by ashotashotchocolate February 26, 2014