by Musty Dusty May 03, 2009
Someone who holds the truest beauty of all time. Maximum beauty, but not at a high level of audacity. One must embrace this lifestyle during a precocious life stage to carry on living a life of a beautiful, dirt angel.
boy: You are a beautiful angel
girl: really? aww...
boy: a beautiful, dirt angel
girl: awwww, that is the sweetest thing i've ever heard!
girl: really? aww...
boy: a beautiful, dirt angel
girl: awwww, that is the sweetest thing i've ever heard!
by Sir Hank Moody January 17, 2009
While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.
by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013
A guy who is "wack", lame, trips over himself, smells like poop, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. Can also be referred to as a "Joe" or simple a "Dirt.
by APU JOE April 20, 2009
1. To be dead, alt. Taking a dirt nap
2. The act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping
"Dude, I just gave tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
2. The act of taking a dump in someones bed while they are sleeping
"Dude, I just gave tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
1. "He got shot last week, he's taking a dirt nap"
2. "Dude, I just gave Tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
2. "Dude, I just gave Tom a dirt nap, he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up covered in dookie"
by BigMan215 January 14, 2012
A derogatory name for anyone that believes in the myth of Creationism in which Adam was created from dust of the Earth, therefore leading to the rest of humanity.
by Crichton1982 May 24, 2011
A mostly shaved vagina except for a small ring of hair. Think dirt stache, but for the "lower" lips.
I love me a sexy dirt snatch!
Hey betty, you better do a thorough job shaving or you'll end up with an ugly dirt snatch.
Hey betty, you better do a thorough job shaving or you'll end up with an ugly dirt snatch.
by The Olive Garden October 10, 2010