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carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.
Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.
by Under12 March 12, 2017
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Carpet-dildo

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
by Mudonna August 23, 2021
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Carpet Man

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
by Ralniv August 26, 2023
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Ant carpet

Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants
Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous
by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024
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Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs
Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.
by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019
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Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.
Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.
by Carpet caker September 5, 2021
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