Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease

wen u juh str8 doggin ha shii

goin crazy in dat bih

jit im finna go grease dis bad bih

“her shii fat im finna go grease”

by kjeeezyyy November 2, 2021

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

a grease

Something the cat drags in

Look what the cat dragged in A GREASE

by My handle on things is a good August 17, 2016

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

Grease

Mr. Janusic

John: Did you see how much grease was in Janusic's hai?
Sam: You mean any greasier than normal?

by andrewitdacoc September 24, 2019

Grease job

A hand-job with Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025