A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.
"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."
by Pascentia January 24, 2010
Get the healing cockmug. I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.
by Footfighter22 March 2, 2008
Get the cold cockedmug. Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on
by Issaquah'sFinest January 4, 2008
Get the Compression Cockmug. A term used to describe what everyone should do. whether it be your own or someone elses: we must all 'Love the Cock' - you know its true (would I lie to you?)
by Luke Warm October 11, 2008
Get the Love the cockmug. Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"
by fux0red February 20, 2009
Get the cock it upmug. 1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.
2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.
Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?
Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."
and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B
Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.
And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?
Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."
and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B
Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.
And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
by Mrpoppins007 December 30, 2009
Get the Cock Stompmug. by Wild Thang April 23, 2004
Get the cock of the infinitemug.