Thick Neck

someone who has an apparently thick muscular neck from excessive head banging partial to mosh pits and jagermiester

those thick necks just bought 1k of jager!!

by scrustle June 30, 2008

Fat Neck

A man, overweight with a bigger than normal neck. Sign of a dumbass

You see that guy there, that Dan Ferry, what a fat neck.

by Al Lazzerman December 10, 2003

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Trimmer neck

When your neck starts hurting from looking down at weed during trimming.

Man I got some trimmer neck. I’ve been at this all day.

by MaeFlower05 October 16, 2020

Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! October 13, 2011

anorexic neck

When someone's neck is as skinny as their chin. This can only be achieved with an extremely low BMI. Other signs of anorexic neck are a small face and large eyes.

Person 1: Have you seen Kate Kusmina? She has a severe case of anorexic neck.

Person 2: She looks cute tho
Person 1: Yeah she gonna die soon

by toxicbestie December 3, 2020

nappy neck

An insult / greeting amongst friends. In Teesside

Now then Shmoo!

Do one nappy neck!

by Hobbo1650 March 4, 2021