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Textaway

Noun: A specific person who, if you choose to text with the intentions of hooking up or starting a relationship, would comply no matter what.
"Yo, this weird girl always flirts with me and texts me... I'm pretty sure all I'd have to do is ask and she'd be all over me."

"Dude, she's your textaway!"
by mrfirechops September 9, 2012
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text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012
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textagram

A word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. Similar to anagram.
Classic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, cock & anal.
by Proudtorious July 4, 2012
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text ya last

Annoying habit, like a sort of texting version of "tag", where someone always has to be the last one to text. often without saying goodbye, cya, etc. Often in the middle of something important or good dialogue. Then no apologies later.
"Samantha is famous for text ya last. We will be in the middle of this serious text, everything super important, then *poof* she's gone, no goodbye, no nothing…..and certainly no apologies or pick-up later. Over it."
by Leem37 December 23, 2013
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Textaustion

When you're so tired of texting someone back and forth you break down and call them, even if your situation does not allow for it.
"Jake and I were texting so much I got Textaustion."
"Sorry to hear that."
"Not as sorry as I was when I missed the end to Sherlock."
by Smithofwords February 23, 2014
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Textaclit

The act of a woman receiving a text while her phone is in her lap.
That boy textaclitted me so many times that when I got out of the car my pants were soaked.
by Cleveland lover April 13, 2014
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text tight ass

A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.
Don't text Greg because he's a text tight ass and you wouldn't want him to be charged $0.10 a text
by yakkity yak December 16, 2014
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