bus-taking motherfucker

Person who constantly relies on other people and/or public transporation for rides due to laziness.

"Mayan is a bus-taking motherfucker. I wished he would get his own car."

by threatbot April 30, 2009

Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

by romaddeez March 4, 2010

Kicking ass and taking numbers

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.

He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012

booty taking

people can shake their booty, this is when you take that booty and put it somewhere useful,

can also be used in reference to a booty call

girl come over her i'm going to do some booty taking

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"

Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

by panicloverforev July 12, 2006

Hella Taking Pictures

When a dude in the club sneaking taking pictures of half naked females at the bar.

Wendell told the bartender " They hella taking pictures. "

Steve said " We in this bish till 2 am and we hella taking pictures! "

by So1oDaDon January 17, 2020

I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019