the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taintbandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cousin of the Grundel Monster.
I have no taint, the TaintBandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.