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I love your moms tainte
tainte by TSx3_Carbon July 19, 2016

Taint Bandit 

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.
I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.
Taint Bandit by KanoMac October 23, 2009
Pimples caused by over moisturizing a new tattoo with lotion that is too thick.
I can't show you my new ink cause I got bad tacne.
Tacne by Stymie13 July 1, 2011

taint patch 

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.
"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.
taint patch by phalic overide September 27, 2011

Taint Spanker 

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action
dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me
Taint Spanker by Master of Taint November 29, 2011

taint bruise 

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.
Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.
taint bruise by mustlovedogs1122 January 5, 2012