Twat breather

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions

That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night

by Ten ton brick June 7, 2017

Twat burger

acting like a crazy be'och

Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.

by 7*16*8 October 6, 2015

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

Twat buddy's

Two girls who are obsessed with eachother and spend every waking minute together. They usually have something in common like guys who don't appreciate them. They also often lick eachother' twat on the low low.

Hey have you seen Elizabeth lately? No she's too busy being twat buddy's with Taylor

by Merlotandcabernet September 8, 2015

Twat cocker

An insult, similar to "asshole" or "cunt bucket"

Sammy: I can't believe he broke up with me
Sally: I can, that guy guy was a real twat cocker

by Mrwoopin April 12, 2017

Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011