tongue jacking the shitbox

licking a girls asshole

While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.

by Boston134 August 26, 2010

tongue ma hoop

see also rimming and feltching, lick my anus

a: get the pints in
b: tongue ma hoop

by Kell fae September 16, 2005

The tongue-punch Kegstand

When a naked man does a handstand while another man holds him up by the ankles and eats his asshole while giving him a reach around.

We should try this great new move called The Tongue-Punch Kegstand, the fraternity will love it!

by Scrotum Hunter July 20, 2010

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

Dry Tongue Chaffing

When you`re young and with a girl, but afraid to eat the lunchpail raw, so you tongue it through her pants.

Hey Cooper how was Kayla last night? Man she wouldn`t take off her pants so now i got dry tongue chaffing!

by BigDaddy618 April 21, 2010

Tongue some Sausage

When a drunken girl finds a equally drunk guy, brings him back to her room and asks to preform oral sex on the guy.

A female giving oral sex to a male that you dont know to well and just doing it to please them in hopes of having sex with them later on.

Hey can I tongue some sausage tonight when we get back?

by Wray house September 18, 2009

hot tongue sandwich

While having your salad tossed, you squeeze your ass cheeks together and rip a fart on the unsuspecting victim's tongue.

Mary was never the same after experiencing a hot tongue sandwich.

by nyr_rob September 24, 2007