Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.
She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.
by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 06, 2022
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Toilet Bashing

Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.
by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
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toilet mice

A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)
Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.
by huge fucking titties November 24, 2015
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Toilet CPR

The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
Oh my God, I need to do toilet CPR because my hair extension fell into the toilet and got flushed!
by Moxee Eutopia September 27, 2015
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facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 09, 2013
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Toilet Monster

The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.
Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.
by TheDefinerOfWords99 March 12, 2015
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Toilet Tyrone

A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.

Also see bog wog
God dam toilet Tyrone sprayed me with old spice, i am never going to smash any pasty now.
by Tyrone woglington December 02, 2012
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