New York Times

A news outlet/source full of lies.

Bro you heard of New York Times?

Yeah, fuck New York Times! Washington Post is better

by r59b1 May 7, 2021

Ghetto 9/10 times answer

A person who lives in the ghetto, who insists on that he/she is extremely smart and rich. However when you ask this person why he/she lives in the ghetto and why he/she doesnt have any education you will 9/10 times get an answer simulare to this

- Duuuude I have the money, it's just that I dont want to show people that I have them, if they ask me I will tell them how much I have but that doesn't mean I will buy a brand new castle somewhere else, I am rich dawg, really! And I am soo smart that I dont need no education, or whatever that is!

"Friendly person who sees the chance to help someone out" - Hey you, how about I help you out and get you into a school? So you can have a bright future so you wont have to live in this place

"Ghetto 9/10 times answer"- Duuuude, I have cash, I am rich I dont need no smartass to tell me what to do! I am brilliant, I dont need no damn school, I am too smart for it! I will stay here and sit on my fortune! I found 5 cents the other day! What do you say about that huh!

by Kbry January 1, 2012

tidies

Tidies are good looking women of a reasonable age

Ben: I'm gonna move to Australia for a job
Ruaidrhi: Aye, sounds like a good idea
Ben: Yeah that's what I thought
Ruaidrhi: Don't forget the tidies either

by The Wabba Rabbit January 3, 2009

High tide

Females scissoring while on their periods

Ethel and I decided to high tide last night after a few drinks

by AgentDaleCooper June 20, 2016

Tiesticles

Man who behaves like a monkey and is incredibly thick.

Tiesticles himself, reguarly found whacking one off over other ape like creatures.

by Simon Appleton September 14, 2003

tidus

the worst main protagonist in the final fantasy series, he does nothing but whine and complain.

He comes off has being quite an idiot but guess what he is and to make him more hated he has effeminate facial features to make you more angry.

compared to cloud and squall he's a fanboy/fangirl dream. he's weak has hell the type of person you want to hurt if you saw him in the street.

example

fanboy/fangirl: isn't tidus great?

normal person: if i want something to whine or complain i'll get a parrot

example 2
fanboy/fangirl: am gonna get a tidus costume

normal person: okay am gonna get a sledgehammer!!!

by angry human being May 10, 2009

two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

by cody bloss October 25, 2007