monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 04, 2017

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Performing monkey

Someone that would do anything to keep the guy/girl they like happy. Also involves doing almost anything that they ask without thinking and putting their needs before their own.

Steve asked me to work out his overtime for the past 6 months while I was flat out at work

Wow and you did it? Are you his performing monkey or something?!

by Pizzacat0987654321 June 05, 2014

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porch monkey

A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.

by Randall G June 04, 2006

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monkey

and 8th of marjuana usually the resin form known as solid or hash

"i have three monkeys you wana smoke?"

by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 09, 2004

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phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.

porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"

by jugyy January 11, 2006

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